Conversations

This was in my email, and this is the conversation that followed.

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He Specializes in Shock Humor – Cheezburger

Mom:  AAAHHH!  What the heck is that thing?!

Daughter, who came running to see why mom yelled:  Who would send you such a thing?

Mom:  It was in my LOLcats feed.

Daughter:  Then it was a LOLspider.

Mom:  There is no such thing as a LOLspider.  They are not funny.

Daughter:  There is only AAAAHHHHspiders.

Mom: Now you’re on a roll today!

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My kids to make me laugh!

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Conversations

Overheard at my house

Son:  It’s weird, adults who hate kids – it’s like they forgot they used to be kids.

Daughter:  You know what’s even more ironic?  Kids like us – kids who hate kids.

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I busted up laughing at that point so they knew I was listening.  To clarify, my daughter wasn’t talking about kids in general, but the out of control kids they sometimes see when we go out, the ones that parents never seem to tell to behave.

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Funnies

Morning Chuckle: A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the other end.

After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?”

To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!”

By now, the entire bar is staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, “I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I’m a graduate student in psychology and I’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.”

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, “What do you mean $200!”

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HAHAHA!  I LOVE this one!  And my husband will know why – one time many years ago, we were “victim” to just such a student, in a grocery store.  I SO wish I’d had a punch line handy back then!

Happy last weekend in June!

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