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Shopping with the Devil

The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought. “How could you do this!” he exclaimed.

“I don’t know,” she wailed, “I was standing in the store looking at the dress. Then I found myself trying it on. It was like the Devil was whispering to me, ‘Gee, you look great in that dress. You should buy it.’”

“Well,” the pastor persisted, “You know how to deal with him! Just tell him, “Get behind me, Satan!”

“I did,” replied his wife, “but then he said “It looks great from back here, too!”


HA!  I need that little devil when I go shopping!  LOL

Have a great weekend! 

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9 thoughts on “Funnies

  1. I thought for sure something about the Devil zipping up the dress would be in there. I struck out on this one.

    My punchline was, “I did! Who do you think zipped me up?”

    I guess I don’t know from funny.


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