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Lord or No Lord?

A religious women, upon waking up each morning, would open her front door, stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the lord.” This infuriated her atheist neighbor who would always make sure to counter back, “There is no Lord.”

One morning the atheist neighbor overheard his neighbor praying for food and, thinking it would be funny, he went and bought her all sorts of groceries and left them on her porch. The next morning the lady screamed, “Praise the Lord, Who gave me this food.”

The neighbor, laughing so hard he could barely get the words out, screamed, “It wasn’t the Lord, it was me.”

The lady, without missing a beat, screamed, “Praise the Lord for not only giving me food but making the atheist pay for it!!”

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Hahaha!  This one cracks me up every time! 

Have an awesome Passover / Easter weekend!

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