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Important Facts to Remember


Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.

Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years. 

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing. 

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. 

Life is like a jar of jalapeño peppers. What you do today might burn you tomorrow. 

The trouble with arthritis is…….it doesn’t kill you.

And as someone recently said to me “Don’t worry about old age, it doesn’t last that long”

Death is the number 1 killer in the world.


AHA!  I knew it!  I always suspected that was true about death!  Now I know it for sure!

Open-mouthed smile

Have a great weekend!

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